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Dad and Son have a conversation about joining the Navy.
Dad: You wanna join the navy? I once jumped out of an aircraft 60 feet above the ocean and swam 10 miles to our camp."
Airforce man: "I once flew an aircaft to our camp, landed it safely ... He is also explicitly gay for Galvatron.
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Leaving port always called for an attempt to run the women off the ship, which was rarely 100% successful. For instance, when he makes a particularly large deposit, the Banker is likely to ask if Hasan has met their son, and the other playable characters inquire if he's had any success searching for his...
The Navy captain was approached by his lieutenant.
“Captain!
They are armed with cannons and a hundred men with muskets and swords!”
“Very well,” said the Captain.
(Navy Joke) why do chiefs hate kidney stones ?
It clogs the P ways
What is the procedure best fitting for metal heads in The Navy?
The Dokken Procedure
US Battleship and Canadian Navy
I remembered an old joke I read awhile back.
Court-martial records show that a lot of men were actually let off, if it was a first offence.
Literature
- Referenced on a number of occasions in Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin series. The sisters try to kill their brother by shooting him, but the bullets only rip off his clothes in strategic places.
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Three Soviet generals wager who has bravest soldiers
Soviet army organizes a large military exercise. QED.
Has nothing to do with Japanese schoolgirl uniforms. This comes right after a sketch with a letter from a member of the Royal Navy who is outraged that the show would demean Her Majesty's naval forces...
- Used in an episode with the Sea Captain, where he was shown purchasing lots of pornography before a long voyage to keep himself and his men straight... In the days of Wooden Ships and Iron Men, it was common for sailors' wives, girlfriends, and such to slip aboard ship whenever the ship was in port for an extended period of time.
The video has justly been described as the gayest thing ever committed to film for a musical video.
- Like most sex or sexuality tropes, has been Played for Laughs in Oglaf:
- The "Ship to Ship" sequence of strips has a trio of female sailors putting on a sexy show while the male sailors on a nearby ship are peeping on them through a spyglass.
- Aubrey himself is the subject of an inferred crush by an older man, the Sailing Master on his first command.
- The "Ship to Ship" sequence of strips has a trio of female sailors putting on a sexy show while the male sailors on a nearby ship are peeping on them through a spyglass.